Zero hours of sleep last night due to frustrating paper writing. The good news is, the Most Terrible Coffee did not spill in my computer and ruin everything. However, my breakfast frowned at me this morning as I was preparing it, and I'm counting that as a "bad omen."
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
I'm spending the night at the Old Pharmacy Cafe, drinking awful coffee from a cup that is too short and too wide and constantly threatens to spill all over my computer. Tonight I hate school, and I hate that I spent my only day off having generally unplesant times with an old boyfriend when I should have been getting work done.
Craig Thompson, you've ruined my weekend.
Craig Thompson, you've ruined my weekend.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Sweet buttery Jesus
Last week I heard Craig Thompson speak at Powell's as part of a class assignment. The girls in the audience were practically swooning as he delivered the Craig Thompson Comedy Routine. (The captain in Goodbye Chunky Rice says "Sweet buttery Jesus" in regards to the mealtime slop he is about to consume.)
As of today I know for sure that the way to my friends' hearts is through their stomachs. Nothing makes me happier than to have someone ask me to please, please, please make cookies. Food is something that I often do well, and food is often the best that I have to give to the people I love. So, even though the cheesecake had someone else's name on it, please know that I wanted you all to have my best.
And, no, I will not mail you cookies from New Zealand.
As of today I know for sure that the way to my friends' hearts is through their stomachs. Nothing makes me happier than to have someone ask me to please, please, please make cookies. Food is something that I often do well, and food is often the best that I have to give to the people I love. So, even though the cheesecake had someone else's name on it, please know that I wanted you all to have my best.
And, no, I will not mail you cookies from New Zealand.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Step four?
Today my new tent came in the mail! It weighs three pounds and I can set it up in less than ten minutes. It's only supposed to sleep one, but it can fit two people who don't mind being cozy together. It has pockets. Pockets!
Tonight I'm sleeping outside and dreaming of New Zealand.
Tonight I'm sleeping outside and dreaming of New Zealand.
Monday, May 08, 2006
It is my observation that two out of three child book reviewers on Reading Rainbow are severely congested.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Night 1 Night 2
Night 1
Was supposed to spend three hours on a drawing for my art class. However, I didn't understand the specific details of the assignment and was in no way motivated to sit in front of an inanimate object armed with a giant piece of paper and woodless pencils. Instead, I read the first half of The DaVinci Code, promising myself at the end of each chapter that the next one would be my last. I ended up going to bed at ten and waking up at five to start my homework before class at nine. I hit the snooze alarm three times and then picked that damn book up before I even got out of bed. "Just one more chapter..."
Oh, and I bought a car.
Night 2
The plan was to see the Snuggle Ups play and dance, dance, dance all night. What really happened is that since one of the Snuggle boys was in the hospital, Satan himself was booked instead. In the words of my good friend Ted, the music sounded like ants attacking a spider. All of the lights were off, and over the chattering, screeching noise a deep voice from the bowels of hell threatened the audience for twenty minutes. But Matt was the DJ, and then these strung-out boys similar to the Snuggle Ups sang and danced, and everyone had a good time in the end. I even danced with an established gay man, and he taught me some ballroom dance steps. (The last time I learned anything about ballroom dancing was in Freshman P.E., where they would line the girls up on one side of the room and the boys on the other, and then everyone would pair up and walk across the gym holding hands. Sweat! Body odor! Five inches away from weird facial hair!)
It is my sister's 21st birthday, but she has two kids and so was unable to meet us for a birthday dinner.
Was supposed to spend three hours on a drawing for my art class. However, I didn't understand the specific details of the assignment and was in no way motivated to sit in front of an inanimate object armed with a giant piece of paper and woodless pencils. Instead, I read the first half of The DaVinci Code, promising myself at the end of each chapter that the next one would be my last. I ended up going to bed at ten and waking up at five to start my homework before class at nine. I hit the snooze alarm three times and then picked that damn book up before I even got out of bed. "Just one more chapter..."
Oh, and I bought a car.
Night 2
The plan was to see the Snuggle Ups play and dance, dance, dance all night. What really happened is that since one of the Snuggle boys was in the hospital, Satan himself was booked instead. In the words of my good friend Ted, the music sounded like ants attacking a spider. All of the lights were off, and over the chattering, screeching noise a deep voice from the bowels of hell threatened the audience for twenty minutes. But Matt was the DJ, and then these strung-out boys similar to the Snuggle Ups sang and danced, and everyone had a good time in the end. I even danced with an established gay man, and he taught me some ballroom dance steps. (The last time I learned anything about ballroom dancing was in Freshman P.E., where they would line the girls up on one side of the room and the boys on the other, and then everyone would pair up and walk across the gym holding hands. Sweat! Body odor! Five inches away from weird facial hair!)
It is my sister's 21st birthday, but she has two kids and so was unable to meet us for a birthday dinner.

