Sweet buttery Jesus

Last week I heard Craig Thompson speak at Powell's as part of a class assignment. The girls in the audience were practically swooning as he delivered the Craig Thompson Comedy Routine. (The captain in Goodbye Chunky Rice says "Sweet buttery Jesus" in regards to the mealtime slop he is about to consume.)

As of today I know for sure that the way to my friends' hearts is through their stomachs. Nothing makes me happier than to have someone ask me to please, please, please make cookies. Food is something that I often do well, and food is often the best that I have to give to the people I love. So, even though the cheesecake had someone else's name on it, please know that I wanted you all to have my best.

And, no, I will not mail you cookies from New Zealand.