potty party
this morning, seven-year-old samantha told me that she had to go poop really bad when i asked her if she had been... passing gas. she ran in to the bathroom, not bothering to close the door, and less than a minute later was shouting the alphabet at the top of her lungs in between grunts.
disgusting, and delightful.
posted by Missi at 9:15 PM
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Allow me to quote from a book by a gent named Dave. The book is called On Subbing and it's about his experiences working as an Educational Assistant in the Portland Public School system. Your post here reminded me of it:
"I worked one-on-one with an autistic boy. It was a disaster....I had to monitor the kid in the bathroom. He went into the stall, dropped his pants and started shitting and screaming.
'You need to be quiet in there.'
'Call me Buzz Lightyear.'
'What?'
'Call me Buzz Lightyear!'
'OK, keep quiet in there....Buzz Lightyear."
There was a pregnant pause, then he started screaming again."
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